“Dad, I agree that Bart should be punished, but the Itchy and Scratchy movie is the defining event of our generation. How would you have liked it if someone told you that you couldn’t watch the moon landing?” – Lisa Simpson “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” – Neil Armstrong “Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .