Tag: Itchy and Scratchy the Movie

“The Itchy and Scratchy movie is the defining event of our generation. How would you have liked it if someone told you that you couldn’t watch the moon landing?” – Lisa Simpson “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” – Neil Armstrong ♫“Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you.”♫ – Homer Simpson

“I’m thinking of a number between one and fifty.” – Homer Simpson “Is it thirty-seven?” – Marge Simpson “D’oh! . . . I mean, no.” – Homer Simpson

“Bart, are you pulling up the carpet?” – Marge Simpson “Yuh-hunh.” – Bart Simpson “Why are you letting him do this?” – Marge Simpson “I dunno.” – Homer Simpson “Well, punish him!” – Marge Simpson “Alright, alright: Bart, go to your room.” – Homer Simpson “See you in the funny pages.” – Bart Simpson “How could you let this happen?” – Marge Simpson “How could you let this happen?” – Homer Simpson “I wasn’t here!” – Marge Simpson “Oh, how convenient.” – Homer Simpson

“Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who’s been hiccuping for forty-five years.” – Kent Brockman “Hic – Kill me – hic – kill me…” – Hiccup Guy

“Well, well, if it isn’t the tooth fairy.” – Jasper

“Bart, did you take out the garbage like I asked?” – Homer Simpson “Indeed I did.” – Bart Simpson “D’oh! Hey, you goats! Get out of here!” – Homer Simpson

“But first, let’s take a look back at the year 1928. The year when you might’ve seen Al Capone dancing the Charleston on top of a flagpole.” – Kent Brockman

“We don’t usually do this, but we have some witnesses.  Come in, Arthur.  Now, where did Bart stick the fireworks.” – Mrs. Krabappel

“If you don’t start making more sense we’re gonna have to put you in a home.” – Homer Simpson “You already put me in a home!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Then we’ll put you in the crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes.” – Homer Simpson “I’ll be good.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson