“Son, I represent a group of oil tycoons who make foolish purchases. We already bought us a stained glass bathrobe and the world’s fattest racehorse. Now we need your ice man.” – Rich Texan “Oh, no, I could never sell him. He’s like a frozen father to me.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “How much for just the head?” – Rich Texan
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .