Quote of the Day

Lisa the Simpson9

“Son, I represent a group of oil tycoons who make foolish purchases.  We already bought us a stained glass bathrobe and the world’s fattest racehorse.  Now we need your ice man.” – Rich Texan
“Oh, no, I could never sell him.  He’s like a frozen father to me.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“How much for just the head?” – Rich Texan

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