I hope everyone enjoyed their summer, because now it’s time to pay the price. Welcome to season 24, and another episode of Bart in love. When Bart’s love life heats up again it will this time involve five flames. But when Bart learns that Mary has relocated to New York, he decides that she’s the one that got away and embarks on a mission to track her down. Meanwhile in New York, Marge and Lisa try to find something cultural to do that doesn’t cost a fortune. I don’t remember which past girlfriend Mary is, but that’s probably for the…
Day: September 30, 2012
Quote of the Day
“Well, I just have one question: what kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at one am?” – Rex Banner “Um . . . uh . . . the best damn pet shop in town!” – Moe “Yeah!” – Crowd “Alright, but you people remember, baby turtles and alligators may seem like a cute idea for a pet, but they grow up.” – Rex Banner