“Well, I just have one question: what kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at one am?” – Rex Banner
“Um . . . uh . . . the best damn pet shop in town!” – Moe
“Yeah!” – Crowd
“Alright, but you people remember, baby turtles and alligators may seem like a cute idea for a pet, but they grow up.” – Rex Banner
Dead Homer Society 
One response to “Quote of the Day”
I love how Lou and Eddie can easily see the beer but aren’t doing anything. They probably come here on after-hours.