Quote of the Day

Image yoinked from Wikipedia. “Smithers, I want you to arrange a party for two at my estate, Marge, me, and do you think you could dig up Al Jolson?” – C.M. Burns “Uh, do you remember we did that once before?” – Mr. Smithers “Oh, that’s right, he’s dead, and rather pungent, the rest of that night is something I’d like to forget.” – C.M. Burns