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“Smithers, I want you to arrange a party for two at my estate, Marge, me, and do you think you could dig up Al Jolson?” – C.M. Burns
“Uh, do you remember we did that once before?” – Mr. Smithers
“Oh, that’s right, he’s dead, and rather pungent, the rest of that night is something I’d like to forget.” – C.M. Burns
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“I remember when Al Jolson ran amok at the Winter Garden and climbed the Chrysler building. After that, he couldn’t get arrested in this town.”