“This year Laramie is sponsoring the Little Miss Springfield pageant. You see, government regulations prohibit us from advertising on TV . . . ah, that sweet Carolina smoke . . . but they can’t prohibit us from holding a beauty pageant for little girls age seven to nine.” – Jack Larson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lisa the Beauty Queen”! Original airdate 15 October 1992.
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .