“This year Laramie is sponsoring the Little Miss Springfield pageant. You see, government regulations prohibit us from advertising on TV . . . ah, that sweet Carolina smoke . . . but they can’t prohibit us from holding a beauty pageant for little girls age seven to nine.” – Jack Larson
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lisa the Beauty Queen”! Original airdate 15 October 1992.
Dead Homer Society 
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One of the best episodes ever, and without doubt one of the greatest villians the show has ever seen.
“Lisa’s aged 7 to 9!”
Menthol Moose!
Cigarette advertising will be irrelevant when the Republicans make us buy them, and when the prices go up–remember when Homer tried to make Kirk Van Houten pay more for the elephant ride?
Sheesh, why don’t you have a cigarette or something?
Also: “They didn’t have any Aspirin so I got you some cigarettes…”
So I worked and worked while my sisters smoked and smoked…
Folks, I’m pleased to announce that a new truckload of Laramie’s, with their smoooooth good taste of fresh tobaco flavor is already heading towards Springfield. The driver has been instructed to ignore all stop signs and crosswalks.
XD