“Well, class, the history of our country has been changed again to correspond with Bart’s answers on yesterday’s test. America was now discovered in 1942 by ‘some guy’, and our country isn’t called America anymore, it’s ‘bonerland’.” – Mrs. Krabappel
Dead Homer Society 
2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
sounds about right…
The best answer is ‘some guy’. This is actually quite hilarious. Only Bart could write these answers.