4 responses to “Quote of the Day”

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   Monty Python Forever

   23 October 2012

   Dealing with whiny little brats screaming and shitting themselves makes me want to take Homer’s advice and destroy them with an axe. A flyman would probably be less disgusting than a real child around Bart or Lisa’s age, and definitely much less disgusting than one around Maggie’s age.

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      abra cadaver

      23 October 2012

      Agreed. I just watched “I Married Marge” for the thousandth time, and I always liked how — as much as Homer and Marge love their children — they are both (BOTH — even Marge!) super-happy that she’s not pregnant… because they won’t have to put up with all the bullshit of raising another kid. Heh!

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   abra cadaver

   23 October 2012

   Charlie, this might be old news (cuz 2011 is old!) but I just randomly discovered it while looking up some itchy and scratchy stuff on google. Either way, I know you love when the Simpsons predicts the future, even if this concept isn’t as earth-shattering as some of the other stuff that’s happened. Still, I present the real-life RESERVOIR CATS: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2306707/

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   PEPITO! The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World!

   24 October 2012

   Alright alright it your sugar Bart