“What’s the matter, Moe?” – Homer Simpson
“Ah, business is slow. People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn’t for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.” – Moe
“Yeah, things are tough all over.” – Homer Simpson
“Increased job satisfaction and family togetherness are poison for a purveyor of mind numbing intoxicants like myself.” – Moe
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2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
I miss Homer’s green jacket. Did he ever wear it beyond seasons 3 or 4?
It’s a nice color combo, come to think of it. Yellow + Green = Blue, in that order.