Tag: Flaming Moe’s

“Holy cow! You just fell on Aerosmith.” – Barney Gumble

♬”When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life Bills to pay, a dead end job, and problems with the wife… But don’t throw in the towel, cause there’s a place right down the block Where you can drink your misery away…”♬

“How could you do this to me, Moe? This bar was going under and it was the drink I invented that saved it. If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!” – Homer Simpson

“Hi, Moe. Where’s that waitress of yours?” – Homer Simpson “She left to pursue her movie career. Frankly, I think she was better off here.” – Moe

“That’s it, I’m out of here!” – Homer Simpson Ever have one of those weeks? Sheesh.

“We watch Springfield’s oldest man meet Springfield’s fattest man.” – Kent Brockman “He’s not so fat.” – Homer Simpson

“We feel your flaming Moe is perfect for our restaurant chain. We want to buy the recipe.” – Harv Bannister “No dice. The Flaming Moe is not for sale! Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink? . . . Uh, figure of speech.” – Moe

“So the next time you use a gas chromatograph, remember to thank Mr. AJP Martin.” – Martin Prince “Brilliant, Martin! Brilliant! Once again you’ve wrecked the grading curve. I pity the poor student who has to follow you. Bart Simpson, you’re next.” – Mrs. Krabappel

“Morris, is what this man’s saying true?” – Not Shelley Long “Well, it’s hard to say.  He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it.” – Moe

“One night, Marge’s beastly sisters were showing slides from their latest vacation.” – Homer Simpson “And this is Patty trying to plug her leg razor into one of those ungodly Czechoslovakian outlets.  As you can see, we never did get the hang of it.” – Selma Bouvier “Aye carumba!” – Bart Simpson “As I stared up at that hairy, yellow drumstick, I knew I needed a drink.” – Homer Simpson

“You’re too late, Homer.  Barney sucked it dry.  Cut his gums up pretty bad.” – Moe

“We visit with heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum, who reminisces about growing up in Springfield.” – Kent Brockman “That town is a dump!  If you ever see me back there you know I really fucked up bad.” – Drederick Tatum

“Hey, what’s this?” – Barney Gumble “A sneeze guard.” – Moe “Achoo!  Wow, it really works.” – Barney Gumble

“Now, remember, Wanda, whatever shape the wax takes, that’s what your husband’s job will be.” – Janie “It’s a mop, my husband will be a janitor.” – Wanda “That looks like an Olympic torch to me, your husband could be an Olympic athlete who will go on to have a great acting career!” – Lisa Simpson “It’s a dustpan.” – Wanda “The wax never lies.” – Lisa Simpson

“What’s the matter, Moe?” – Homer Simpson “Ah, business is slow.  People today are healthier and drinking less.  You know, if it wasn’t for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.” – Moe “Yeah, things are tough all over.” – Homer Simpson “Increased job satisfaction and family togetherness are poison for a purveyor of mind numbing intoxicants like myself.” – Moe

“My name’s Harv Bannister, I work for Tipsy McStagger’s Good Time Drinking and Eating Emporium.” – Harv Bannister “Oh, yeah?  Hey, what’s Mr. McStagger really like?” – Moe “Actually there is no Tipsy McStagger, he’s just a composite of other successful logos.” – Harv Bannister “Well, you tell him from me that he makes one great mozzarella stick.” – Moe “Yes, fine, I will.” – Harv Bannister