“Look at that pig, stuffing his face with donuts on my time!  That’s right, keep eating, little do you know you’re drawing ever closer to the poisoned donut! . . . there is a poisoned one, isn’t there, Smithers?” – C.M. Burns
“Uh, no, sir.  I discussed this with our lawyers, they consider it murder.” – Mr. Smithers
“Damn their oily hides!” – C.M. Burns

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer’s Triple Bypass”!  Original airdate: 17 December 1992.

[And Happy Simpsons Day!]