“Arnie Pie in the Sky with the morning commute. Traffic this morning is as bad as it gets. Due to a fire at the Army testing lab, a bunch of escaped, infected monkeys are roaming the expressway. Despite the sweltering heat, don’t unroll your windows cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable.” – Arnie Pie
Dead Homer Society 
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I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas gas!
I love this quote so much.
“Gas, break, honk” was often quoted by me when I was younger, though it was mistakenly said, “Gas, gas, honk.”