Quote of the Day

King Size Homer11

“Arnie Pie in the Sky with the morning commute.  Traffic this morning is as bad as it gets.  Due to a fire at the Army testing lab, a bunch of escaped, infected monkeys are roaming the expressway.  Despite the sweltering heat, don’t unroll your windows cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable.” – Arnie Pie

3 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas gas!

  2. “Gas, break, honk” was often quoted by me when I was younger, though it was mistakenly said, “Gas, gas, honk.”

Comments are closed.

Discover more from Dead Homer Society

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading