“Before we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter?” – Lyle Lanley
“I am, and she is.” – Investigative Reporter
“Well, I’d like you to please leave.” – Lyle Lanley
“Should we take our hidden camera?” – Investigative Reporter
“Would you?” – Lyle Lanley
“Let’s go, Phil.” – Investigative Reporter

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Marge vs. the Monorail”!  Original airdate 14 January 1993.