“And is this your girlfriend, Ralph?” – Krusty the Klown “Yes! I love Lisa Simpson, and when I grow up I’m going to marry her!” – Ralph Wiggum “Noooooooo!” – Lisa Simpson There probably isn’t any hard data to support this point, but based on overwhelming anecdotal evidence one suspects that very few people make it out of their pre-pubescent years without at least one hideously unforgettable romantic failure. The great thing about The Simpsons was that not only could they portray that kind of universal thing beautifully (cartoon kids are much easier to corral than real child actors), but…
Day: February 2, 2013
Quote of the Day
“If they hire a woman we won’t be able to spit on the floor.” – Lenny “And we can’t take off our pants when it gets real hot.” – Carl “And we won’t be able to pee in the drinking fountain. . . . I mean, not, you know, if we wanted to, not that I ever did.” – Homer Simpson