“Uh, sorry, you’ve got to be a pilot to drink in here.” – The Little Black Box Bartender “But I am a pilot.” – Homer Simpson “Where’s your uniform?” – The Little Black Box Bartender “Um, I stowed it safely in the overhead compartment.” – Homer Simpson “Well, you talk the talk. Here’s a loaner.” – The Little Black Box Bartender
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .