“Uh, sorry, you’ve got to be a pilot to drink in here.” – The Little Black Box Bartender
“But I am a pilot.” – Homer Simpson
“Where’s your uniform?” – The Little Black Box Bartender
“Um, I stowed it safely in the overhead compartment.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, you talk the talk. Here’s a loaner.” – The Little Black Box Bartender
Dead Homer Society 
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And I keep telling you, you fly boys crack me up!
Watched this one again yesterday. It’s an underrated classic. Sure, there are lots of other episodes that are better, but it’s still enjoyable.