“Whoa, where’s your helmet, son?” – Soapbox Derby Racing Official “Helmets are for wusses, sir.” – Bart Simpson “No, I don’t think I can let you go without a safety helmet.” – Soapbox Derby Official “This is my son, and if he doesn’t want to wear one, you can’t make him.” – Homer Simpson “Okay, fine, I want to get out of here sometime today.” – Soapbox Derby Official
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .