“Whoa, where’s your helmet, son?” – Soapbox Derby Racing Official
“Helmets are for wusses, sir.” – Bart Simpson
“No, I don’t think I can let you go without a safety helmet.” – Soapbox Derby Official
“This is my son, and if he doesn’t want to wear one, you can’t make him.” – Homer Simpson
“Okay, fine, I want to get out of here sometime today.” – Soapbox Derby Official
Dead Homer Society 
4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Can you all put the season and episode number? I know this one but for others it would be nice.
Googling/Wikipedia-ing the episode’s name – which is in the tags – is pretty simple (if you’re looking at this you’re AT your computer/internet interaction device)
Ooh, they have internet on computers now.
I’m pretty set in my ways on how I do these things, but my favorite resource for checking that sort of thing quickly is epguides.com:
http://epguides.com/simpsons/
It’s a really simple list, so it loads fast and you can scroll and/or Ctrl-F to whatever you need right away.