“Two titans at the height of their careers. Oh, if you ask me, this is going to be one hell of a match.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, Bart. I hope you’re not taking this seriously. Even a five-year-old knows that this is as choreographed as any ballet.” – Lisa Simpson “Ah, Rasputin’s got the reach, but on the other hand, the Professor’s got his patented Coma Lock.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .