“Two titans at the height of their careers.  Oh, if you ask me, this is going to be one hell of a match.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, Bart.  I hope you’re not taking this seriously.  Even a five-year-old knows that this is as choreographed as any ballet.” – Lisa Simpson
“Ah, Rasputin’s got the reach, but on the other hand, the Professor’s got his patented Coma Lock.” – Homer Simpson