“One way to drive your man wild is to wear tight, revealing clothes.” – Patty Bouvier
“Eww.” – Women in “Turn a Man Into Putty In Your Hands” Class
“At this point, I’d like to remind you there are no refunds.” – Patty Bouvier
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One response to “Quote of the Day”
Just needs – Bart: [reading] “Beer Goggles: See life through the eyes of a drunk.” [puts them on; Selma becomes a foxy lady]
Selma: You’re charming the pants off of me.
Bart: [removes his glasses] What did you say, Aunt Selma?
Selma: I said take off those damn glasses!