Quote of the Day

Turning Men Into Putty

“One way to drive your man wild is to wear tight, revealing clothes.” – Patty Bouvier
“Eww.” – Women in “Turn a Man Into Putty In Your Hands” Class
“At this point, I’d like to remind you there are no refunds.” – Patty Bouvier

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  1. Just needs – Bart: [reading] “Beer Goggles: See life through the eyes of a drunk.” [puts them on; Selma becomes a foxy lady]
    Selma: You’re charming the pants off of me.
    Bart: [removes his glasses] What did you say, Aunt Selma?
    Selma: I said take off those damn glasses!

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