Quote of the Day

“I bet the guy she was singing about was real happy.” – Homer Simpson
“Actually, she was singing about God.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, well, he’s always happy.  No, wait, he’s always mad.” – Homer Simpson

One thought on “Quote of the Day

  1. One of my favorite religion jokes ever. Right up there with “Pay attention to the word of God, for he loves you and he may kill you if you don’t” from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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