“Mr. Mayor, I hate to break it to you, but your city is infested with bears.” – Homer Simpson “Yeah, and these ones are smarter than the average bear. They swiped my picnic basket.” – Moe “Think of the children!” – Helen Lovejoy “Very well, I promise swift and decisive action against these hibernating hucksters.” – Mayor Quimby
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .