“And now with his picks for today’s games, the man who’s right 52% of the time, Smooth Jimmy Apollo.” – Brent Gunsilman “Thank you, Bret. Our first game today, Denver and New England, is too close to call.” – Smooth Jimmy Apollo “Oh.” – Homer Simpson “But, if you’re one of those compulsive types who just has to bet, well, I don’t know . . . Denver.” – Smooth Jimmy Apollo “Woo-hoo, Denver, yeah!” – Homer Simpson But don’t lose heart, Patriots fans, because we all know how that ended: When you’re right 52% of the time, you’re wrong 48%…
Day: January 19, 2014
Quote of the Day
“Lousy German know-it-alls, who are they to say I’m not safe? Oh, what’s the matter with this thing? . . . No problems here.” – Homer Simpson