“And then, the handsome prince realized he had to go to the bathroom, really bad. But the evil ogre, Barney, had left the men’s room in the most wicked condition! So, the prince went out back to the enchanted alley.” – Homer Simpson “That’s not a fairy tale, it’s just something that happened to you at Moe’s.” – Lisa Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .