“To a Heck of a Blacksmith . . . Nah, I already got him one.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: I’m With Cupid
Quote of the Day
“And then, the handsome prince realized he had to go to the bathroom, really bad. But the evil ogre, Barney, had left the men’s room in the most wicked condition! So, the prince went out back to the enchanted alley.” – Homer Simpson “That’s not a fairy tale, it’s just something that happened to you at Moe’s.” – Lisa Simpson
Quote of the Day
“You’re a lifesaver, Apu. All the other stores are closed.” – Marge Simpson “At 11:30? But this is the peak hour for stoned teenagers buying shiny things.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Whoa, it’s a living mirror! . . . Cool hat.” – Jimbo Jones
Quote of the Day
“And thank you, God, for the bad things adults do, which distract attention from stuff I’m doing. Amen.” – Bart Simpson
Crazy Noises: I’m With Cupid
“Drinking will help us plan.” – Moe For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead Homer Society are looking to satisfy your off-season longing for substandard commentary on substandard Simpsons. This summer we’ll be looking at Season 10. Why Season 10? Because we’ve already done Seasons 8 and 9 and we can’t put it off any longer. Prior to Season 10, we watched as the show started falling over, this is when it fell over. And while the dust wouldn’t settle completely for another season or so, there is no bigger gap in quality than the one…