“This baby’s sure to kill something!” – Homer Simpson There is little doubt that a man who famously likes his beer cold, his teevee loud, and his homosexuals flaming, is a big fan of the thundering light show that is Fourth of July fireworks. Of course, Homer is also the exact opposite person who should ever actually be involved with them. He is thoughtless, careless and impulsive, and those are not traits that mix well with gunpowder. In “The Yellow Badge of Cowardage”, Zombie Simpsons played with that combustible mixture and blew itself up. In “Summer of 4 Ft. 2”, The…
Day: May 22, 2014
Quote of the Day
“There’s cheese in this sandwich! Surely you know I’m lactose intolerant?” – Sideshow Mel “Sorry.” – Bart Simpson “Sorry? Do you know how sick this is going to make me? Oh, boy . . . come stand next to the bathroom door, I want to yell at you some more.” – Sideshow Mel