“We can’t lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on!” – Homer Simpson “She’s the Fastest? Homer, I don’t think that means necessarily-” – Marge Simpson “And they’re off! She’s the fasted jump out to an insurmountable lead!” – PA Announcer “You’re lucky you’ve got looks, Marge.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .