“We can’t lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on!” – Homer Simpson
“She’s the Fastest? Homer, I don’t think that means necessarily-” – Marge Simpson
“And they’re off! She’s the fasted jump out to an insurmountable lead!” – PA Announcer
“You’re lucky you’ve got looks, Marge.” – Homer Simpson
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One response to “Quote of the Day”
“As they round the far turn, it’s She’s The Fastest, followed by Always Comes in Second and I’m Number Three.”