“That Quimby fella promised to build us a Matlock Expressway. How you gonna top that, smart guy?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “How’s this? I’ll not only build the expressway, I will spend the remainder of this afternoon patiently listening to your interminable anecdotes.” – Sideshow Bob “Hot, diggity damn, me first!…Not many people know, I owned the first radio in Springfield. Weren’t much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. A, he’d say, then B, C would usually follow…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .