“Homey, I think someone is saying hello.” – Marge Simpson Mad Jon’s lovely and talented Mrs. gave birth to a bouncing, baby Beatrice this morning. This is what he texted me: “It’s a boy! And what a boy!” Mother and daughter are both doing well, and I also have an artist’s rendition of Jon right now: Congratulations, parents. You gave your little girl the worst possible birthday. Merry Christmas.
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .