“Homey, I think someone is saying hello.” – Marge Simpson
Mad Jon’s lovely and talented Mrs. gave birth to a bouncing, baby Beatrice this morning. This is what he texted me:
“It’s a boy! And what a boy!”
Mother and daughter are both doing well, and I also have an artist’s rendition of Jon right now:
Congratulations, parents. You gave your little girl the worst possible birthday. Merry Christmas.
Dead Homer Society 
16 responses to “Bea, What Was Birth Like?”
Hopefully she won’t become a spoiled brat & sue Santa when all she gets, instead of the gifts she asked for, she only gets an orange ;).
Announcing the birth of his child by Simpsons quote; perfect! Congrats Mr and Mrs Mad Jon.
You guys are like my age. ‘Cept fuck kids.
Hey Mad Jon and Mrs. Mad Jon!
Congratulations!
Wishing you and your family nothing but the very best as you start this new and exciting chapter in your lives!
Best regards,
Frank
Mad Jon, so you’ve ruined your life. Did you also tear off your hair when you found out she was pregnant?
Hopefully, his head did not explode, either.
Oh yeah, congrats on the kid, Jon!
When my wife went into labor in October, I announced it on FB with, “Wow, a baby and a free burger. Is this the best day of my life?”
Remember: it’s only the best day of your life if there’s also an hour-long episode of “Mama’s Family” coming on after a big sports game.
Lol
Congratulations! The best Christmas gift ever!
I really like the name Beatrice.
Congrats to the new little family :) I had a baby girl on the 22nd and named her a ‘traditional’ name also: Cecily. She’s currently in the hospital with jaundice next to a premature baby named Babi Honey. Yes, that’s the kind of area I live in; people call their kids Babi.
Wow, here too near Chicago.
Congrats, here’s hoping I even get a gf someday
Hearty congratulations!
Late to the party, but congratulations, Mad Jon.
“Enjoy the miracle of creation!”
Congrats!