“Stand behind the flaming garbage cans! We’ll be letting you into the store seventy people at a time.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Let’s just beat him up and take his stuff!” – Kirk van Houten “No, no, no, do not listen to that man. Remain calm. You will all have a chance to be gouged.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .