Tag: Hurricane Neddy

“Oh, there’s so little left . . . creamed eels, corn nog, . . . wadded beef?” – Marge Simpson

“Floor feels a little gritty here.” – Ned Flanders “Yeah, we ran out of floorboards there so we painted the dirt. Pretty clever!” – Moe

“We got new clothes from the donation bin. I’m a surfer!” – Todd Flanders “Look, Daddy, Todd is stupid and I’m with him. And now Mommy’s stupid.” – Rod Flanders

“Dear God, this is Marge Simpson. If you stop this hurricane and save our family, we will be forever grateful and recommend you to all our friends. So if you could find it in your infinite wisdom to-” – Marge Simpson “Wait! Listen everybody . . . the hurricane’s over.” – Lisa Simpson “He fell for it! Way to go, Marge!” – Homer Simpson

“Oh, it’ll be fun! We’re gonna go through our old cancelled checks and receipts and give ourselves an audit, make sure we don’t owe anything extra.” – Ned Flanders “Oh, I’m sure I’d be a third wheel.” – Homer Simpson “Oh-no, siree, we’d be happy as hens to have-” – Ned Flanders “I would make it my business to be a third wheel.” – Homer Simpson

“Reverend Lovejoy, with all that’s happened to us today, I kinda feel like Job.” – Ned Flanders “Well, aren’t you being a tad melodramatic, Ned? Also, I believe Job was right handed.” – Reverend Lovejoy

“Ooh, I better go take down the Manger scene. If Baby Jesus got loose, he could really do some damage.” – Ned Flanders

“Hope you like it, neighbor! We didn’t have the best tools or all the know how, but we did have a wheelbarrow full of love.” – Homer Simpson “And a cement mixer full of hope and some cement.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

“Was that toilet always next to the refrigerator?” – Ned Flanders “Ah, Ned, you ever try lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs.” – Chief Wiggum

“Meantime, Springfield bowlers will be happy to hear that the Bowlarama is back in business at its new location: teetering over the Carter-Dixon tunnel.” – Kent Brockman

“Oh, Neddy, it was terrifying.  I thought I was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise.” – Maude Flanders

“Stand behind the flaming garbage cans!  We’ll be letting you into the store seventy people at a time.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Let’s just beat him up and take his stuff!” – Kirk van Houten “No, no, no, do not listen to that man.  Remain calm.  You will all have a chance to be gouged.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

“And the weather service has warned us to brace ourselves for the onslaught of Hurricane Barbara.  And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale.” – Kent Brockman “It’s true, but he shouldn’t say it.” – Marge Simpson

“I think a hurricane is coming!” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, Lisa, there’s no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.” – Homer Simpson “Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.” – Lisa Simpson

“Okay, it’s the standard Grampa drill.  Everybody into the cellar.” – Homer Simpson

“I’m sure your insurance will cover the house.” – Marge Simpson “Uh, well, no.  Neddy doesn’t believe in insurance.  He considers it a form of gambling.” – Maude Flanders