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“Okay, kids, Otto’s in charge!  Remember, Otto, we’re trusting you with our greatest natural resource, the school bus.” – Principal Skinner

13 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. My Glasses Avatar
    My Glasses

    Is there gonna be a bonus QotD for Matt Groening’s birthday today?

    1. Patty Cash Avatar
      Patty Cash

      Probably. If it were me, I’d pick that line from “The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular” that ended the episode (not the “hardcore nudity” one, but the one that goes [and I’m paraphrasing] “Yes, The Simpsons has been entertaining people since an old drunk made use of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they’ll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?”

      1. Patty Cash Avatar
        Patty Cash

        Wait, the line was “come a long way,” not “been entertaining people”

  2. Stan Avatar
    Stan

    What I’m wondering instead is if there’s going to be another shitisode tonight?

    1. torbiecat Avatar
      torbiecat

      Yep, there’s one scheduled for this evening. It seems as if it’s going to be another “Marge gets a job” episode.

      1. Stan Avatar
        Stan

        Jokes about the taxi business? Gosh, they’ve never done that… in the 21st century!

    2. Patty Cash Avatar
      Patty Cash

      Sadly, yes. But it won’t matter, since most people will either be watching Walking Dead, Saturday Night Live’s 40th anniversary special, or nothing/whatever they have on Netflix or Hulu.

  3. Bartist Avatar
    Bartist

    A field trip with only 10 kids and no teachers. Rather Zombie-ish by Season 9 standards.

    1. Ryan Avatar
      Ryan

      …Because those 10 kids were in the UN club.

      1. Bartist Avatar
        Bartist

        I know that, but still a small group for a field trip and no proper adults with them (and no, Otto doesn’t count). But meh, this episode is still a masterpiece compared to what came after.

        1. Stan Avatar
          Stan

          You want to make sense, but you can’t. This is Springfield Elementary, man. They always screw things up. But it’s also funny because trusting a bus to Otto is like giving a grenade to a monkey and say “Hold on to this please”. That’s the magic of The Simpsons.

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    Anonymous

    “the school bus”

    lame joke. no one could believe that a school would pride their school bus over their student no matter how dumb the kids are.

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