“Uh, I need another extension on my mortgage payments.” – Homer Simpson “I understand that, Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer, your credit history is not good. It says here that you’ve been pre-declined for every major credit card. It also says that you once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner.” – Bank of Springfield Guy “That was in the third grade!” – Homer Simpson “Yeah, well, it all goes on your permanent record.” – Bank of Springfield Guy
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .