Quote of the Day

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“Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?” – Homer Simpson
“Now, Homer, we’ve got steamed vegetables and rice cakes for you.” – Marge Simpson
“Wait a minute, hey, I’ve been setting my drinks on these things.” – Homer Simpson

8 thoughts on “Quote of the Day”

    1. I know a guy who constantly keep typing the calories into his smartphone after every meal. Except he’s not getting any skinnier.

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      2. If Homer lost the donuts and kept the pork chops, the weight would start to come off. Take it from someone who’s been there: sugar and starchy carbs are the enemies of a healthy diet.

        1. If you eat meat and don’t exercise regularly, you’re just building up protein fat. And yes, it exists.

        2. …And he should probably eat some vegetables along the way, too, lest he want to develop gout or any other risky diseases (HBP, high cholesterol) that could come his way.

          An healthy diet (and moderation) is ultimately the best solution here.

          1. Actually, one could guess a diet humans must follow by the structure of our teeth. I’ve read it somewhere and it kinda goes like this: 1/4 meat, 1/4 cereal, 1/4 vegetables, 1/8 fruits and 1/8 dairy products. You drink one grass of water before and one after each meal. And, like I mentioned above, you have to exercise as to burn at least 250 calories every day.

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