“Look, if you ignore me and I die, you’ll get in a lot of trouble.” – Bart Simpson
“Read page six of the school charter.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“No teacher shall be held accountable if Bart Simpson dies.” – Bart Simpson
“We’re also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Hey, cool, there’s a rabbit in here!” – Milhouse van Houten
Happy 20th Anniversary to “‘Round Springfield”! Original airdate 30 April 1995.
Dead Homer Society 
2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Damn, 20 years ago? Oh where does the time go…
I love how they bring back the snake later with not only Milhouse but now also Lewis (I thought it was Todd but I guess not), and also Ralph. This episode also taught me not to eat anything with a “Rusty-O” in it, and I’m glad for that (take that, Mike’s dad!). Let’s also not forget “He’s dead? Well why didn’t you say so!” and the show’s first pog reference.
(Incidentally, damn, I was too late to email in my suggestion for today’s QotD! To para-quote Moe, “Jeez, I come here, send an e-mail all nice-like, and I make a fool of myself!” Ah well, there’s always next year (or heck, maybe even tomorrow, which I’d be totally OK with)…)
I see a masturbation joke. Do you?