10 responses to “Quote of the Day”

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   Smuckers Jam

   1 May 2015

   “Tocnikrabda, mistah Boons.”

   ….And the always hilarious…
   Female agent: This plant violates every labor law in the book. We found a missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core!
   Burns: That plane crashed on my property!

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      Stan

      1 May 2015

      What nationality is that guy supposed to be? Just curious.

      1. 

         Belle O’Donna

         1 May 2015

         Most likely from a country that used to be part of the Soviet Union (read: any Eastern European or Central Asian country, like Armenia, Azerbaijan, Turkey, Serbia, Russia, or any of you “-istan” countries [Kazahkstan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Usbekistan…dunno about Afghanistan]).

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            Belle O’Donna

            1 May 2015

            In fact, Zutroy kind of looks like Borat (or that car dealer from “Mr. Plow” who tried to sell Homer the car that runs on a single tank of kerosene and is from a country that no longer exists), so maybe he’s from Kazakhstan?

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               Sam

               1 May 2015

               “Zagreb evrem zlotyk diev!”

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               Stan

               1 May 2015

               “Vroclav” is not a Kazakhi name. I’m telling you this just for the record. It might be Kosovar or Albanian, but not Kazakhi. It’s like I were to tell you “pfff Philadelphia and California, are, like, two states somewhere in the West, it’s like where Cortazar would be from”.

         2. 

            Stan

            1 May 2015

            Turkey and Serbia were parts of the USSR? Tell me more.
            The correct term would be “Eastern Bloc”, however I’m thinking he would rather be Albanian because there was a massive wave of Albanian emigration in the early 1990ies unrelated with the fall of USSR or Yugoslavia.

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         Stan

         1 May 2015

         Okay, seriously, maybe I broke the joke down. But I just know too much about their differences to find it funny. Like, for me, a Turkish person would look nothing like an Albanian or a Croatian.
         But I solemnly admit that I wouldn’t tell the difference between a Lebanese person and an Algerian one. Or between a South Korean person and a Cambodian one. Guess it might be the same for most of you.

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            Sam

            2 May 2015

            Thanks, we were all having a bit too much fun, there.

2. 

   Stewart

   2 May 2015

   Quack quack quack, quack.