CanIComeToo

“That’s not my mother.” – Marge Simpson
“I’ll be back in a jiffy!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Can I come too? . . . Oh.” – Old Woman

15 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Stan Avatar
    Stan

    Don’t bullshit us. The Vaclav’s Croatian car doesn’t have power windows. He should’ve been seen rolling this crank.

    1. Anti-Spam Crusader Avatar
      Anti-Spam Crusader

      All right, I’ve done some research on your troll, and this is what I could come up with (so far):
      His first name is William, and he most likely lives somewhere in New York. I found this through tracking down some other chat rooms he used to go on, until he found a permanent home on DHS.
      Use this information as you will.

  2. Victor Dang Avatar
    Victor Dang

    Love how Marge’s eyes turn to her right only to quickly snap back to avoid eye contact.

    1. Victor Dang Avatar
      Victor Dang

      Also, I know I’m late on this, but here’s a good parody I found of the Simpsons/Family Guy crossover back in October, which for my money is not only funny (with its abstract retelling) but possibly funnier than the episode itself:

      1. Noah P Avatar
        Noah P

        If you thought THAT one was funny, Victor, wait until you see this crossover spoof:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Rk_DC3B9c
        (“It not subtle and nuanced.”)

        1. Stan Avatar
          Stan

          Still better than most ZS.

          1. torbiecat Avatar

            Not just plot- and humor-wise, but aanimation-wise, too.

  3. Mike Amato Avatar

    This blog’s been up for six fucking years and it amazes me that quotes like this are just being used for QOTD. This could go on another six years and there would still be enough classic quotes to go around.

    1. acreatureididnotknow Avatar
      acreatureididnotknow

      Mike! Great to see you on here again. Hope all’s well with you.

    2. Noah P Avatar
      Noah P

      Hey, you’re still alive! Nice to see you back.

    3. torbiecat Avatar
      torbiecat

      See, I was right that he is still alive. I didn’t stop believing! :D

      But seriously, it’s good to hear from you, Mike.

    4. Victor Dang Avatar
      Victor Dang

      Yo Mike! Good to see you back and alive! Did you happen to jump out of any exploding planes (pre-explosion) and lay low as “Rory B. Bellows” for a while?

      (And will you ever finish your Animation Alley series and cover ToHVII?! You gotta highlight Lisa’s blank stare as everyone else is cheering in the Clinton-Dole $5 debate in the final segment at least…)

  4. Charles Norwood aka Professor Amazo aka Rob K. Avatar

    The Flash is the best show on TV followed by Gotham.

    1. Billy Avatar
      Billy

      …Ok.