Missionary Impossible4

“We taught them some English, and ridiculed away most of their beliefs.” – Craig
“So, you can take it from there.  Bye!” – Amy
“Don’t let the bed bugs bite!…Seriously.” – Craig

17 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Victor Dang Avatar
    Victor Dang

    Sweet flaming Jebus on a stick, just what the hell’s wrong with that animation at the top?! Amy in particular looks so dead… almost like some kind of “Malibu Amy”, as it were.

    (Not to mention Craig looks like he’s comin’ down with a case of the tumors on his forehead.)

    1. acreatureididnotknow Avatar
      acreatureididnotknow

      They seem to have the same character model; their bottom halves are identical. Little thing but this was a show that used to care about *everything*.

      1. Victor Dang Avatar
        Victor Dang

        It’s not the character model I’m worried about. Lots of animated shows use cheats like this all the time, even Good Simpsons did. Both of them having the same outfit as uniforms is plausible.

        But man… that face… I don’t know what I’m supposed to look at, her damn humongous lips or her stretched-out smile, but I do know it’s all terrible.

  2. Charles Norwood aka Professor Amazo aka Rob K. Avatar

    People that often make fun of religion are more likely to suffer from dementia, Alzheimer’s and other problems.

    1.  Avatar
      Anonymous

      Based on what evidence?

      1. Charles Norwood aka Professor Amazo aka Rob K. Avatar

        A theory I had cone up with as an amateur social psychologist and evolutionary medicine supporter.

    2.  Avatar
      Anonymous

      Dafuq this has to do with the post?

      1.  Avatar
        Anonymous

        Aww hell, anon above me, why’d you have to comment before I did…

        1. Stan Avatar
          Stan

          Because Stan. Stan is the stanniest stanner to have stanned on tour stanning stans.

          1. Charles Norwood aka Professor Amazo aka Rob K. Avatar

            Stan is the man.

            1. calonordic Avatar
              calonordic

              If he can’t win, no won…. will!

              1. calonordic Avatar
                calonordic

                ^one

    3. Noah P Avatar
      Noah P

      …I really don’t think that’s accurate. Alzheimer’s isn’t some person who goes around looking for certain people, it’s an illness. That’s like saying people who don’t like pizza are more likely to get cancer.

      1. Stan Avatar
        Stan

        People who eat like fucking pigs sure are.

    4. Victor Dang Avatar
      Victor Dang

      Everyone on Classic Simpsons Writing Team: “We lose brain? Uh-oh.”

      *still proceeds to make fun of Mr. K anyways*

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