“Homer, are you alright?” – Marge Simpson “I guess so, but that first month was pretty rough.” – Homer Simpson “You’ve only been gone two days.” – Marge Simpson “Really? Without teevee it’s hard to know when one day begins and the other ends.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: Missionary Impossible
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“You can even keep in touch with him on this ham radio.” – Reverend Lovejoy “Jebus, where are you? Homer to Jebus!” – Homer Simpson
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“Hey, what happened to all the shirtless girls you see in all the geographical magazines?” – Homer Simpson “Craig and Amy gave us the gift of shame.” – Q’Toktok
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“Sanctuary! Sanctuary!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, why did I teach him that word?” – Reverend Lovejoy
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“We taught them some English, and ridiculed away most of their beliefs.” – Craig “So, you can take it from there. Bye!” – Amy “Don’t let the bed bugs bite!…Seriously.” – Craig
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“Sure, FOX makes a fortune from advertising, but it’s still not enough.” – Telethon Guy “Not nearly enough!” – Rupert Murdoch So long (once again) Futurama!
Reading Digest: Family guy Crossover Edition
“So, if you don’t want to see crude, low brow programming disappear from the airwaves, please call now.” – Betty White It was going to be a slow week for Reading Digest, and then the hard working scribes at Entertainment Weekly reported that Zombie Simpsons will be doing a crossover episode. Predictably, that caused everyone and their sister to comment on it, even though the episode won’t be airing until Fall of 2014. Plus, despite taking place in Springfield, it’s going to be a Family Guy episode. By the laws of blogger kanly I supposed I have to say something…
Crazy Noises: Missionary Impossible
“Oh, save me, Jebus!” – Homer Simpson For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in 1999, and we want to discuss these episodes the way the internet intended, we’re sticking with the UTF-8 world of chat rooms and instant messaging. This text has been…