Quote of the Day

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“Homey, here are the responses from the colleges you applied to.” – Marge Simpson
“D’oh!  D’oh!  D’oh!  Woo-hoo, a flyer for a hardware store!” – Homer Simpson

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  1. The picture that Homer sends in is absolutely frightening as all hell and simultaneously funny, too.

    1. Oh, yeah, the one where Homer gorges himself on the cake and has red eye.

      And Harry Shearer has lost all my respect. I don’t know if you heard, but he is coming back to the show. You know, he could have done what Dave Chappelle did and just disappeared, but I guess when you’re the cog in the rusted machine tbat is The Simpsons and getting paid for it, there is no escape unless you drop dead, just like Marcia Wallace, Doris Grau, Phil Hartman (of course, that was something else entirely), and Sam Simon.

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