Quote of the Day

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“Welcome, welcome, welcome to an evening of exciting quarter mile action, action, action!  Our first race is a benefit for daredevil Lance Murdock, Murdock, Murdock, who’s hospitalized with cirrhosis of the liver, liver, liver!” – Springfield Dragway Announcer

5 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. I love the irony. Lance Murdock survived breaking every bone in his body, and now he’s in the hospital for cirrhosis, of all things. Another joke I never really caught before.

    1. Did Lance Murdock ever come back after this? Something tells me he died offscreen with no explanation, like Dr. Marvin Monroe. And considering that the real-world celebrity he’s based on, Evel Kneival, is dead, this isn’t a surprise.

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