“Homer, you didn’t tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant.” – Marge Simpson “Now, I can’t remember every little thing that happens in my day.” – Homer Simpson “You told me about that candy bar you found three times!” – Marge Simpson “You found a candy bar?” – Bart Simpson “Oh, yes, gather round, my son, and I shall tell you a tale.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .