“One night, Marge’s beastly sisters were showing slides from their latest vacation.” – Homer Simpson “And this is Patty trying to plug her leg razor into one of those ungodly Czechoslovakian outlets. As you can see, we never did get the hang of it.” – Selma Bouvier “Aye carumba!” – Bart Simpson “As I stared up at that hairy, yellow drumstick, I knew I needed a drink.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .